Girlscout

If I love you like a razor blade
Please don’t follow in my path
If I love you like it’s seventh grade
It’s just ’cause I can’t take the pressure
I’m still living in my girlscout dress
Though I wish I had her skills
I am selling cookies door to door
And it just don’t pay the bills

Can I be your girlscout?
Learning things I should already know by now
Can I be your girlscout?
So I can build a fire
So I can find a wire
So I can change a tire for you

I’ll be the sweetest zookeeper you’ll ever know
I swear it so
I’ll be the cheapest over-sleeper you’ll ever know
I’ll wake up slow
I’ll be the greatest prom date to put on skates
Even if I’m late
I’ll be the best protector of your fate
Just wait

Can I be your girlscout?
Learning things I should already know by now
Can I be your girlscout?
So I can build a fire
So I can find a wire
So I can change a tire for you

So I can build a fire
So I can find a wire
So I can change a tire for you

Can I be your girlscout?
Can I be your girlscout?
Can I be your girlscout?

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